Showing posts with label El Imparcial. Show all posts
Showing posts with label El Imparcial. Show all posts

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

Living in a Bilingual World (Allegro)


When I was still in Uni many years ago I had to deal with 'History of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland' in third year. The name of the subject sounded ominous and the teacher maintained a po-faced attitude throughout the lessons. What always confused me was the Big Ben. You see, the message that we were getting in class, although not explicitly, was that at 4 o'clock the whole of Great Britain sat down to have a cup of tea. Yes, together, at the same time. Yes, including Wales and Scotland. And Northern Ireland. All of them, simultaneously, resting their behinds on seats, couches and chairs. To-have-a-cuppa.

And that was the problem. I was always wrecking my poor brain trying to figure out how the inhabitants of the Hebrides were capable of hearing the bells chiming from the majestic Big Ben.

I guess that's a mystery for Sherlock Holmes and his sidekick Watson to solve.

Copyright 2008

Photo courtesy of Eufrates del Valle @ http://eufratesdelvalle.blogspot.com/

Sunday, 16 March 2008

Meditations on Britain (Royal Symphony)


Thursday 21st February, Buckingham Palace, daytime but with poor visibility. Four characters are standing in front of the majestic building:
British Mother: Look at the guards!
Cuban Father: Yes! Wow! Two black guards!
British Mother: Yes, actually, that one over there is Asian!
Cuban Father: Two black guards, an Asian and a white one.
Half-Cuban-Half-British Son: What do you think the Queen is doing now?
Cuban Father: Brushing her teeth. She'll probably come out any minute now and scream at people: 'Stop f...... looking at my f...... house, will ya? Go and get a life, you motherf......!' And she will have toothpaste drooling all over her chin.
British Mother: She is probably playing 'hide and seek' so that people shout: 'I just saw the Queen! I just saw the Queen!'
Half-Cuban-Half-British Daughter: Doesn't she get bored of being a queen?
British Mother and Cuban Father in unison: No!

And we keep on walking...

Copyright 2008

LinkWithin

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...